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the-secret-kingdom:

Maggie Simpson speaking for the first time.

Homer puts Maggie to sleep, and says, “The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.”  he smiles and walks out and begins to close the door. Just as the door is closed, Maggie says “Daddy” and falls asleep. Maggie’s first word was “Daddy” a word neither Lisa or Bart called Homer when they were young. Homer always wished for a child who would call him dad. 

the-secret-kingdom:

I FUCKING JUST FUCKED UP MY FUCKING LEGAL STUDIES FUCKING DRAFT AND MY FUCKING TEACHER FUCKING SENT IT BACK AND FUCKING TOLD ME IT’S BASICALLY ALL FUCKING WRONG I DON’T EVEN WANNA TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING SUBJECT BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO BE A FUCKING LAWYER AND FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUUUUCCCKKK.

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sorry I just

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I don’t know what i want to do with my life.

Well I do..

But I want to be acting, singing, and doing comedy, and writing, and entertaining, and being a youtuber.

But we all know you are useless if you go into things like that..

So instead i’ll just waste my time failing subjects I don’t even want to do..

After all.. what are we taught in school? 

Doing well in something I love is useless.. failing in something I hate isn’t. 

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